Friday, March 06, 2009

Friday Fun: What Jeff Foxworthy says about ND

If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Bismarck or Fargo (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn), You might live in North Dakota

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord, You might live in North Dakota

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in North Dakota

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in North Dakota

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", You might live in North Dakota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in North Dakota

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in North Dakota

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the Middle of his forehead, You might live in North Dakota

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You Might live in North Dakota

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You Might live in North Dakota

If you know how to correctly pronounce Bottineau, You might live In North Dakota

If you measure distance in hours, You might live in North Dakota .

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live In North Dakota

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might live in North Dakota

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, You might live in North Dakota

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, You might live in North Dakota

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might live in North Dakota

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage And leave both unlocked, You might live in North Dakota

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game, You might live in North Dakota .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, You might live in North Dakota

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time, You might live in North Dakota

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on opening day of deer hunting season, You might live in North Dakota

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You might live in North Dakota

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You might live in North Dakota

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, You might live in North Dakota .

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in North Dakota

If you consider Grand Forks exotic, You might live in North Dakota .

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood, You might live in North Dakota

If the sunbelt to you means Devils Lake, You might live in North Dakota.

If a brat is something you eat, You might live in North Dakota .

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition, You might live in North Dakota

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly, You might live in North Dakota.

If you actually understand these observations, and you Forward them to all your North Dakota friends, You must live in (or near) North Dakota!


A lot of laughs and a lot of TRUTH. Yep, I'm a North Dakota girl!! ;)